Ferrari: We don't want Alonso

Ferrari President, Luca di Montezemolo stated today...

To line up a Raikkonen-Alonso double act would mean wanting to damage yourself. I want two equal drivers that work together.

Ouch. We witnessed Fernando "Crybaby Eyebrows" Alonso bitching and moaning about Lewis Hamilton last year. Imagine how Alonso would deal with Kimi Raikkonen. Here's how a team meeting would probably be like at the Scuderia...

Alonso: "I'm number one because I'm the better driver."

Raikkonen: "I don't care."

Alonso: "I want to be number one."

Raikkonen: "I don't care."

Alonso: "I wanna be numero uno!"

Raikkonen: "I don't care."

Alonso: "Numero uno!"

Raikkonen: "Man, shut the fuck up already. I have to go take a shit!"

Of course, this doesn't mean that Alonso won't ever be wearing red. It just means he won't as long as Raikkonen is still there.