Megatron is Less Than Meets the Eye

I was disappointed when I learned Bumblebee will be a Camaro, I was shocked when the flaming pinocchio Optimus Prime photo was leaked but now, now this is becoming offensive.

This is Bay's version of Megatron...






WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PILE OF SHIT?!?!

While I understand the need to modernize and even support that need, this is too much. As a kid, this is the Megatron I grew up with...



I knew Megatron. I played with Megatron. This is not Megatron. This is the bastard son of the Predator and Guyver. Sure it looks evil, bad ass and scary maybe too scary for little kids but it isn't Megatron. It has zero resemblance to Megs, it doesn't even transform into a pistol but an alien jet and it is missing the trademark cannon on the right arm!

Bay is slowly destroying the Transformers and it is still months away from July 4, 2007. Michael Bay, you fucking suck.

RIP Megatron.

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