My 2002 Honda S2000 For Sale

Yes I have decided to sell my beloved S2000. Its a 2002 with about 45,000 miles and a shit load of JDM mods. The bidding starts at one hundred million thirty one three hundred thousand ninety four five hundred seventy four dollars and oh fifty six cents ($131,394,574.56). Submit your bids here. The auction will close on the 11th of never.

Are you fucking out of your fucking mind? I'm not selling my S2000, I would never sell it!

You must be a fool, afterall today is April's Fool's Day!