Finger Licking Good

Authorities in the the Wendy's Chili finger case are now focusing their investigation on a Guadalajara ranch in Mexico. Apparently the ranch belongs to relatives of the Wendy's finger lady, Ayala. Anyone see a Mexican running around with nine digits instead of ten?

In other finger news, Stowers, the man who found a severed finger in his Kohl's frozen custard is now offering to return the body part to its rightful owner. Stowers had kept the finger in his freezer for "evidence" for the past two weeks in his pending lawsuit against Kohl's, only taking it out for television cameras. Good one idiot, what the hell can the doctors do with a frozen, decomposed finger!? If it were me, I would tell Stovers to stick that finger where the sun don't shine!

Finally in happier food for thought news, Wendy's is offering a free Frosty dessert giveaway today, Saturday and Sunday to bring back customers that were scared off from the finger in the Chili incident. Hey I've been eating Chili from Wendy's and I haven't found a finger yet!